10. Will fuck for beer
9. I fuck on the first date
8. You're a naughty boy, go to my room!
7. The hell with cookies and milk give me titties and beers
6. I'm #1 so why try harder
5. I am a bomb technician if you see me running try to keep up
4. I'm lesbian trapped inside the body of this big, fat, ugly biker.
(I think this one could be #1 LOL)
3. I wish these were brains
2. I swallow
1. If you can read this the bitch fell off!