1. The only people who make love all the time are liars.
2. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
3. Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
4. Love is a grave mental disease.
5. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
6. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.?
Sandra J. Dykes
7. All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
8. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
9. A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
10. Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
11. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
12. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
13. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
14. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
15. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.